Not your fault H&K.  We know you're doing what you can.  Just thought you should know it's still happening.

dont keep apologising, we know its not your fault, and you Kes is spending so much time trying to get this sorted.

Thanks both of you and hey, nice to see you back LLL  

H&K lol...  should have called Fresholi H&K, it has got a nice ring to it  :mwaha:

Well, I went round and round with the hosts.

I have been getting nowhere.

The problem is a server misconfiguration due to the "tweaks" they have been doing recently.
I googled and found the likely causes all over the place.
Still, nothing got done.

Although, it looked like they almost did something last night.
But it changed again today.

Finally, I have applied a bit of brute force and ignorance to the scripts.
In the hope that it will circumvent the shortcomings of the server setup.

We'll have to see what happens.
I also asked them to migrate us to a "proper" server.

On the plus side...
During my "doing of the rounds", I did discover that man could actually walk on water.
Courtesy of our hosts...

  :mwaha:  Thats funny kes

 :mwaha:

It's been doing the fatal error thingy all over the place tonight.  Very odd and must be very, very annoying for you.

Thanks JJ,
I'm hoping technology advances at a fast enough rate that they can invent a cyber-thingy that I can insert somewhere.

Anyway, I notice we have a newcomer who has thrust hisself upon the sword.
Think I'll stay low for a bit while you lot work him over discuss things with him.

I think we're doing a pretty good job so far Kes.  :mwaha:

I dread to think where you'd like to insert said cyber-thingy when they invent it!

Me too JJ.  Needless to say I'm staying well away from him for a while 

Probably best H.

I think you'll find its us women that can walk on water, don't make me list all our fine attributes  :mwaha:

I'm still getting the session time out & fatal errors, it doesn't bother me but I know who you feel Kes as my own website is having the same problem lately, clients are pressing the button twice because they sometimes encounter an error so all my orders come up twice  :mwaha: yea, very funny, again, can't be bothered getting bothered, OH's company will sort it.... eventually

oh frigfragfrog, still getting the error messages. Not complaining, Kes, just letting you know. 

I wonder if that guy's name was Jesus? I thought that the folk that live on the Wirral were a bit holy when I went up there a few years back. I went for a walk with my dad and step mom only to see all these people walking on water........ so I thought. It appears that there was a walk way on top of a wall that kept the tidal water in so they could use it as a boating lake but when the tide was in you could see the wal only the people walking on the top. It looked dead weird.

I bet it looked weird.

Hows the forum been for everyone this afternoon?

Had a fatal error earlier on.