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As I have been kicked off the laptop by Mrs Selkies (where I was reading the words of wisdom and support offered by this charming collective), I told her that I would bloody well join up myself to the forum that steals so much of her time from me, while at the same time uplifting and supporting her with the loveliness of all you adorable ladies (I'm sure the few gentlemen are adorable as well, but...).

I decided to ignore and steamroller my way past her feeble and irrational objections (after her initial shock and horror), so hear I am.

I promise to keep the disruption to a minimum, and to spare any blushes where possible.

I shall take up no more of your time, please continue.  Don't mind me, talk amongst yourselves etc...

Good grief they'll let anyone in here!!

(and yes it is here darling husband, not hear, and he's the clever one in our marriage!)

And also he's a wee bit miffed that as a newbie he's not earnt the keys to the inner sanctum so I'm just gonna go off into there and have a wee bitch about him  ;D

Welcome MrSelkies!!  :buttrf: :buttrf: :buttrf:

Now Janie might not have told you, but we like pictures here....we not just like them, we expect them!!

What I'm finding really disturbing is that both of you type (speak) in exactly the same manner.  :o

 :mwaha:

Hello Mr Selkies  ;D

Sorry I can't hang around, I hear there's summat going orf in the inner sanctum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  :popcorn:

I know! It's like 'single white female' only the scottish version, and with a hairy bloke :/

Does this mean that we now have to behave ourselves? You do know how difficult it is for us to do.

Welcome to the forum Mr Selkies.

I wouldn't worry about behaving yourselves, he never does! ::)

 :mwaha: :mwaha:

Do you mean that we type how we speak, or that we type like each other?

If the latter, she channels me quite often ;)

channel you my a**e!

Pah, it is you who copies me!!

Oh yes, because I'm just fabulous darling at meeting peoples expectations.

Anyway, we've met, you know what I look like.

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215350_6801078926_506873926_304127_9550_n.jpg)

I'm the one on the left.

I'm actually speechless, and that never happens!

 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:

and on post 4 he proves me right  ::)

Welcome!

And thanks for the entertainment from both of you!  :mwaha:


 :popcorn:

Who was it mentioned photos?  :mwaha:

Welcome. Off to inner sanctum too. On my way Janie....

Eire

waves hello Al . And bye im off to the sanctum too, you better get posting  :mwaha:

Is there a lock for the door?

 :mwaha: welcome mrselkies :)

He's going to be a brilliant addition to the forum  :woohoo:

Welcome MrSelkies, I can see why you & Janie are such a good match .....& that you are indeed a true Scotsman!  No man wears a kilt as well as a true Scot  ;)

I think we'll all be well entertained having you on here too.

Sally x

Might need a new board, The Selkies Show. :mwaha:

Hello Mr Selkies and Mrs Selkies  ;D

Things have started off well – looking forward to more photos. Funny the one you posted is very similar to this one:

 :Bad: :Bad: :Bad: :Bad:   :mwaha:

don't encourage him, he's already shown you his naked bum and it's all downhill from there trust me!  ;D

now of course if you all feel like telling him how amazing and wonderful I am I'd be most grateful  :mwaha:

Gosh Mr Selkies, what nice boots you have  :mwaha:

Sorry Janie, I am sure your boots are nice too  ;D

Welcome Mr Selkies!

(just pointing out that we do have a Naughty Corner)

hmmm - will ther be a record? Has anyone's first ever post ever ended up in the naughty corner?  :mwaha:

Welcome,
Hope you enjoy it here, we love having Janie on the board, she keeps us laughing and it looks like you may be good at that too.

I'm sure that between you we will have some pretty good entertainment!


Now, do we give you any clues to what we're chattin about in the inner sanctum..... :-\

Not that I know of!!

it could have been worse, you should have seen the photo he posted on a biking forum  :o  :mwaha:

(he'd not dare do that here tho lol)

I trust you ladies have a large sanctum, or it's going to get pretty cosy in there.

Or should I not cast aspersions on the size of ladies sancta?  I hope I haven't made a wee faux pas there.

Anyway, thanks for the welcome, my cockles have been well and truly warmed.

The only other male of a partnership who joined to see what his OH was up to did manage to gain the anteroom of the inner sanctum - not too many chaises longues and fluffly slippers in there though.


Should we??


Such challenges can be dealt with!!

lets just say that photobucket swiftly removed it for violating their t&c's......................

(but it made me awfully popular with a lot of bikers)  :-[

 :mwaha:

 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha: welcome
...i think this is going to be fun :popcorn:

ooh i say  :mwaha:   hello and welcome

 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:

The Selkie Show  :woohoo:

Oh this is too much fun, double the fun, double the trouble and double the Norty Corner..... yup enjoying this too much already. :mwaha:

On my way to inner sanctum....  :snnger:

ETA -  :hi: Oh yes and hello & welcome from Canada  :hi:

 ;D Welcome! This is going to be fun (already seen your "Disappointed" post in the Naughty Corner) :mwaha:

 :)Welcome :buttrf:

Welcome Mr S.  :hi:

A Selkie board with special password and 'enter with caution' I think is needed.  :mwaha:

As they say in these parts 'ay up mi duck' welcome to the forum Al its good to have you here  :)

 :mwaha: :mwaha:   :popcorn:

Hello and welcome, crikey you only joined yesterday and this thread is 3 pages !!
I cant keep up, and I need to post some more too, to get access to the inner sanctum !!

Many, many thanks for such a warm and loving welcome.  I can see that I am definitely going to be getting in touch with my soapy feminine side.  Well, if she doesn't have a headache of course..

Just what I was thinking!!

Hi there!

I'e been sick in bed all week and this thread has cheered me up no end!  :ill:

Thank you Mr & Mrs Selkies!

Awww, get well soon Em.  Do you need someone to rub Vix on your chest?

Mr Em has that well under control!

 :mwaha: :mwaha:

  :::hide::  <----------- is how I am gonna be every time he posts!

Oh my goodness! You guys are so funny!  It must be laugh a minute in your household. Anyway welcome Mr Selkie...
*runs off to pack bags and move to Scotland where all the funny people live*  ;D

define "funny people".

"Look mummy, it's a funny little man riding a bike!"
"Look away poppet, he's got no trousers on."

My point exactly! Now go and pop the kettle on. Taxi will be here in a minute! (you're paying by the way...East London to Scotland shouldn't cost that much...not really...)

Send me a postcard, we're in Kent  :mwaha:

 :mwaha:  :mwaha:  :mwaha:
Where in the heck did I get Scotland from? You see It's all that bum flashing that got me confused!!

Hes scottish Iman .

(http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp328/lindaluf/Smilies/pissmyselflaughing.gif)

he's from Glasgow, I'm from London, his first wife got him to move to Surrey, I moved to Kent, he moved to Kent to be with me (they divorced long before we met incase anyone things I am a husband stealing strumpet) and we are now moving to Carlisle!

He's still Scottish tho, and has a very nice bum  :mwaha:

 :) Ahh...fate! Well it seems you guys were made for each other (sense of humour-wise anyway!)  ;D

There ye go, updated with a picture, for all you insatiable types.

I'll put this here, because starting a new thread would be down right egotistical.

Never, ever ask me if your bum looks big in something, unless you want an honest answer.

I'm a man, I'm Scottish, and I have Aspergers.  I have the tact and diplomacy of an intercontinental ballistic missile, loaded with a nuclear warhead.

While I am polite and well meaning, and I get distressed if I offend or upset anyone, there are occasionally malfunctions in my communications array, resulting in misunderstandings.

If you read something of mine and take offence, please reread it and consider if it could be taken another way, because that will probably be what I mean.

I'm am often rude in a naughty way, but am rarely rude in a mean way.  Usually if I'm rude, it's in an oblivious way.

I hope this helps in advance of any problems I cause.

Al.

well, we know about the bum   :mwaha:

I can confirm he does speak rather clearly for a Scot and I even managed to understand what he said to me...

I can vouch for that  :'(

This whole thread has made me  :o and  :mwaha:

Why on earth would that be?

When I came to visit, I don't think I had the full Clark household education, you guys went easy on me (apart from Nat..)!  :mwaha:

how did I miss this one then????? thanks for the larf, it's an hour til hometime and I need cheering up . I haven't taken to the back to work thingumy too well this new year :(  I wouldn't let my OH near the forum, for 2 reasons.

I didn't let him!

I had no choice  ::)

 :mwaha:

What are the two reasons?

And what is this "let" I keep hearing about?  Does not compute.

1.  he'd be forever in the norty corner
2. i don't want him to read my waffle

 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:

Ditto, This is my space away from his waffle !!

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