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« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2012, 10:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Janie-aka-Selkie on January 07, 2012, 10:22:14 PM
he's from Glasgow, I'm from London, his first wife got him to move to Surrey, I moved to Kent, he moved to Kent to be with me (they divorced long before we met incase anyone things I am a husband stealing strumpet) and we are now moving to Carlisle!

He's still Scottish tho, and has a very nice bum  :mwaha:


 Smiley Ahh...fate! Well it seems you guys were made for each other (sense of humour-wise anyway!)  Grin
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« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2012, 08:53:39 PM »
There ye go, updated with a picture, for all you insatiable types.
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« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2012, 10:41:24 PM »
I'll put this here, because starting a new thread would be down right egotistical.

Never, ever ask me if your bum looks big in something, unless you want an honest answer.

I'm a man, I'm Scottish, and I have Aspergers.  I have the tact and diplomacy of an intercontinental ballistic missile, loaded with a nuclear warhead.

While I am polite and well meaning, and I get distressed if I offend or upset anyone, there are occasionally malfunctions in my communications array, resulting in misunderstandings.

If you read something of mine and take offence, please reread it and consider if it could be taken another way, because that will probably be what I mean.

I'm am often rude in a naughty way, but am rarely rude in a mean way.  Usually if I'm rude, it's in an oblivious way.

I hope this helps in advance of any problems I cause.

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« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2012, 11:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Janie-aka-Selkie on January 07, 2012, 10:22:14 PM
He's still Scottish tho, and has a very nice bum  :mwaha:


well, we know about the bum   :mwaha:

I can confirm he does speak rather clearly for a Scot and I even managed to understand what he said to me...
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« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2012, 11:02:44 PM »
Quote from: MrSelkies on January 08, 2012, 10:41:24 PM

Never, ever ask me if your bum looks big in something, unless you want an honest answer.


I can vouch for that  Cry
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« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2012, 12:51:49 AM »
This whole thread has made me  Shocked and  :mwaha:
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« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2012, 03:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Alphya on January 09, 2012, 12:51:49 AM
This whole thread has made me  Shocked and  :mwaha:

Why on earth would that be?
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« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2012, 04:19:24 PM »
When I came to visit, I don't think I had the full Clark household education, you guys went easy on me (apart from Nat..)!  :mwaha:
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« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2012, 05:27:53 PM »
how did I miss this one then?Huh?? thanks for the larf, it's an hour til hometime and I need cheering up . I haven't taken to the back to work thingumy too well this new year Sad  I wouldn't let my OH near the forum, for 2 reasons.
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« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2012, 05:46:21 PM »
Quote from: retropants on January 09, 2012, 05:27:53 PM
I wouldn't let my OH near the forum, for 2 reasons.

I didn't let him!

I had no choice  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2012, 05:51:11 PM »
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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2012, 07:03:32 PM »
What are the two reasons?

And what is this "let" I keep hearing about?  Does not compute.
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« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2012, 07:43:51 PM »
1.  he'd be forever in the norty corner
2. i don't want him to read my waffle

 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:
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« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2012, 07:45:59 PM »
Quote from: retropants on January 09, 2012, 07:43:51 PM
1.  he'd be forever in the norty corner
2. i don't want him to read my waffle

 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:

Ditto, This is my space away from his waffle !!
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« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2012, 09:47:19 PM »
 :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:
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