Ahh...fate! Well it seems you guys were made for each other (sense of humour-wise anyway!) 

There ye go, updated with a picture, for all you insatiable types.

I'll put this here, because starting a new thread would be down right egotistical.

Never, ever ask me if your bum looks big in something, unless you want an honest answer.

I'm a man, I'm Scottish, and I have Aspergers.  I have the tact and diplomacy of an intercontinental ballistic missile, loaded with a nuclear warhead.

While I am polite and well meaning, and I get distressed if I offend or upset anyone, there are occasionally malfunctions in my communications array, resulting in misunderstandings.

If you read something of mine and take offence, please reread it and consider if it could be taken another way, because that will probably be what I mean.

I'm am often rude in a naughty way, but am rarely rude in a mean way.  Usually if I'm rude, it's in an oblivious way.

I hope this helps in advance of any problems I cause.

Al.

well, we know about the bum   

I can confirm he does speak rather clearly for a Scot and I even managed to understand what he said to me...

I can vouch for that 

This whole thread has made me  and 

Why on earth would that be?

When I came to visit, I don't think I had the full Clark household education, you guys went easy on me (apart from Nat..)! 

how did I miss this one then?? thanks for the larf, it's an hour til hometime and I need cheering up . I haven't taken to the back to work thingumy too well this new year   I wouldn't let my OH near the forum, for 2 reasons.

I didn't let him!

I had no choice 

 

What are the two reasons?

And what is this "let" I keep hearing about?  Does not compute.

1.  he'd be forever in the norty corner
2. i don't want him to read my waffle

 

Ditto, This is my space away from his waffle !!